Sunday, November 22, 2009

You know You Will Have a Bad/Good Day When...

(please note that while some of these anecdotes come from personal experience, a few have not actually happened to me…yet)

You know its going to be a rough day when:

You wake up after a very long night of homework only to realize that you are lucky enough to have to do homework all night tonight as well.

-This is one of my least favorite things, because somehow, my roommate always finds plenty of time to play call of duty, on my xbox and TV. Maybe that has something to do with his poor grades….

You wake up Monday morning and realize that you forgot to write your weekly blog and response.

-Although you had plenty of time the night before, and somewhat enjoy writing blogs, it simply slips your mind.

You walk into Lenoir only to find that one or both of the escalators are broken.

-To me, this is comparable to a black cat running in front of your car. It is just an omen hinting at a terrible day. I am not a very lazy person, but these broken escalators just don’t cut it as stairs, no matter how much they look like them. You haven’t fooled me Lenoir.

You are rudely woken up hours before your first class by a fire alarm.

-This has happened to me one too many times. I was woken up at 9 A.M., which doesn’t seem terribly early, but it was one of my beloved sleep-in days. In my early morning state of mind, I thought it would be a good idea to evacuate the building in nothing but my underwear and a blanket the size of a beach towel. Apparently everyone else took the time to get dressed. Please don’t burn your poptarts while I try to sleep.

In contrast there are a few signs that let you know it’s going to be a great day as well. You know you are going to have a good day when:

You come back to your room after classes and find that you have absolutely no homework due the next day:

-Though this rarely happens, it is quite delightful. While I always tell myself I will work ahead, it rarely happens; although I actually did do homework on a Saturday night this weekend.

You walk to the desert section in Ram’s Head or Lenoir and find an entire drawer stocked with either M&M cookies or chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips in them.

-all of the other types of cookies just don’t cut it.

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